Mess up your hair, splash some water on your face (to look clammy) and tell her you have the flu. Keep the phone close to your face so that nothing else in the background is showing, except a pillow.😥
Tell her that Zargs from the Planet Susan have landed and they have disrupted all telecommunications. That will work. Sure of it.
In Chicago, we don't call it pie.......we just call it DINNER!!!🍕
Oh, Tyto. Good friend, Tyto. No "pie" could ever compare the delectable cheesy magnificence of a deep dish pizza. Makes me hungry just thinking about it!