Hmm. I was regularly accused of that on Ask and I suppose some of my answers to questions are essayesque in nature. They give me the chance to invent words like essayesque. >:-).

But five pages? It'd have to be a pretty interesting subject before I got that far into it; maybe something like the evolution … Read more

For instance, if you get shot with a bullet, it's really painful. So, if there is a thief armed with a gun, he can shoot the security guard and probably end his/her life.

Crazy people doing crazy things