Daron Trudel
Daron Trudel voted up Didge Doo's answer

I've told this story before but many years ago when the world was still innocent and I still *ugh* shaved I stepped out of the shower one morning, dried off, and without dressing stood at the basin to shave.

One of the toddlers walked in, looked up, grabbed, tugged, and said, "Toot! Toot!"

I nearly … Read more