Go to an old folks home and make some friends. You will hear some of the most amazingly happy and sad stories from people that will be happy to share with you.
I usually just grab a good magazine or book and go sit on the can a while and read and contemplate life in general. Works for me !
Teeheehee! Depends on who I am talking to! Lol
Silver bells hanging on a string, of course. I have one ;)