I only know I am.
Is everything bigger in texas??
No i don't think so. My brother has a horse rescue ranch in Arizona and i think he has the biggest, most beautiful heart in the world.... (:
There's a modern parable about a Texan visiting Scotland where he asked a farmer, "What's that you're growing?" and was told, "Tatties. Them's tatties." He was astonished. "You mean those tiny little things are potatoes? Why, in Texas we grow them four or five times that size." And the Scotsman said, "Oh, aye. You grow them on the same principal as ourselves. Just big enough to fit in the mouth."
Well, the Texan wasn't going to let him get away with that and asked, "How big is your farm?" and was told "Five acres." He just shook his head. "That's not a farm, it's a window box. Why, back in Texas I've got a spread so big that I can get in my car at sunrise, drive all day, and by nightfall I still haven't got to the other side." And the Scotsman said, "Aye, laddie. I had a bloody car like that myself, once."
Sorry, Otis, but it's your own fault. You really shouldn't tempt me. At least, I didn't tell you about the midgets...
Texas egos are big!!
I've seen some mighty big steak houses and some monster steaks !
If I moooooved to Texas, Texas would get bigger! LOLOLOLOLOL!
Absolutely!
