I'm sorry she left you. Perhaps we should explore your choice of "Put Another Log On The Fire" as a wedding song.
"Analysis won't help your guitar playing, after all, you're the drummer!"
"You'd have preferred to come from Alabama with a BANJO on your knee, and the guitar has scarred you for life?"
You think we could talk about your Achy Breaky Heart without you playing guitar.
I'ma gonna sing yo sang.