Excuse me? Don’t you already know I’m allergic to nuts???
"Why do you always have to stir things up?"
Yeah my mom said all you men were like blenders...... You need one but you're just not sure why.
I'm tired of smoothies.
1) "Stop spinning around the answer! Are you or are you NOT gonna marry me!"
2) A girl can never have too many appliances!
3) "This is what I get for letting my toaster hook me up with a blind date!"
4) (Woman whispers) "when I said come wearing a disguise so your wife don't recognize you, I didn't mean THIS!"
(Man replies) "She won't recognize ANY kitchen appliance! We're safe."