Cartoon for the week. Add a funny caption. ( I'm stumped...I got nothing funny )?

"You may now duel your bride for the wedding boar."

(Bridesmaid in the middle) "I thought she was gonna wear the matching horns instead of the head dress she has on?"

(Other bridesmaid) "Nah, she lost those after her tenth ale last night at the poker table to the stripper we hired."

In the name of Thor, I now pronounce you glosbe (husband) and kona (wife).

I pronounce, you both cave in together henceforth, spear heading what lies ahead in health, wealth and spilling guts.