"Just think about it .... I can protect you a lot better than that little princey guy!"
Well, when I said tall, dark and handsome... You got 2 out of 3 right!
OK, I know that I look like a dragon to some people, but really I'm a castle sanitation engineer 1st class. Now will you let me in?
I can't come out now, Dad's still at home. Hey babe to the light in your eyes and sun in your smile.
Oh sure you charbroil my prince charming with your breath and now you expect me to go out with you.