Darik Majoren
Darik Majoren answered HappyTo BeHereTo's question

My very first job was as a "Painter" working with my best friend in his family's business . . . That didn't last too long though.

I was then a Dishwasher/Busboy for a few years. I absolutely LOVED it . . . There is nothing like your first real independent thing where you earn your own … Read more

Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell answered HappyTo BeHereTo's question

Aside from babysitting, my first job was as a bank secretary at the age of 17 .... Started two weeks after high school graduation in 1965.  I felt good about it, even taking the bus downtown every morning.  I could finally contribute to the expenses at home and buy my mom a few nice things … Read more

Skip  Gentry
Skip Gentry answered Yin And Yang's question

I think you should get a job as a cook! Nobody would probably notice if you wore one heel and one black tennis shoe!

Ancient One
Ancient One answered Yin And Yang's question

I would say it all depends on the job you are interviewing for. If it is an office type / administrative position you might want to try and borrow an out fit from a friend or relative. Don't buy work clothes till you have the pposition and only buy a few sets till your second … Read more

Darik Majoren
Darik Majoren answered

If literally homicidal . .  Maybe you could be the next Hitler . . . Lets see he wanted:

Power - Check

Authority - Check

Money - Check

And he was Homicidal . . . Check.

If that doesn't do it for you, then lets drop the Homicidal slip in "angry" (Grrrr) and then you could just be an entrapanuer … Read more