Wierd Mike
Dear Roy Roy,
One of my best friends in Iowa was a woman who is gracious and friendly to everyone, works especially with the disadvantaged in our community, gives wonderful parties and potlucks outstanding fun, and so we as a kind of inverse compliment, we call her what she is absolutely NOT...
Donna Dangerous!
The guys across the street is "Excessive Leaf Blower Man". Every hour , he would crank up this loud gas powered leaf blower (he had a collection of blowers) and he'd start in his garage and work his way out into his yard, then the neighbors yard, and even went as far as 5-8 houses … Read more
The guy that lives opposite me is Pink Man (because he always seems to have sunburn), there is a large family up the road we call The Noisy House (people are always coming and going from there and they often have loud parties), an Indian family we call The Cosmics (they don't seem to care … Read more
Easha. If you must.
If those are names .... I wouldn't saddle my child with any of them. They'll always be misspelled and mispronounced.
WTH?These look like animal species.
I'm not sure what they are. Are they prospective names for someone?
this guy i know here in bacliff is named tornado
Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen named their son Wolfgang. They call him Wolfie for short.
There was a girl who graduated high school with my brother named Candy Barr. But the name bugs me most, and I have seen a number of times, Nevaeh. Heaven backwards.
Another is Rilya Wilson. Her crackhead mother named her that as an acronym for Remember I Love You Always. If you care to do … Read more
A man my Mom knew was called .... W.B. Darling. The WB stood for Welcome Baby.
I knew a guy named Marcus Farcus.
I knew someone who named their dog Dustin and their son Hezikiah! Lol
Beyonce and Jay Z daughter Blue Ivy.
Bob Geldof's daughter: Fifi Trixibelle
Courtney Cox's daughter: Coco
David Duchovny's child: Kyd (don't know if this is a boy or girl)
Bono's daughter: Memphis Eve
Forest Whitaker's daughter: Ocean
Robert Rodriguez's child: Rocket
Shannyn Sossamon's daughter: Audio Science
When my daughter was in preschool, there was a little girl in her class with the first name "Justa" and middle name "Nother" .... Like just another. (A little demeaning to my way of thinking, but other people thought it was cute.)
Working at a school for a while, I had the pleasure of knowing some funky names. There was Lorazapil. We figured her mother was a nurse who must like benzodiazepines.
Then there was Orangello. Or Orange Jello.
When I found out that my hangar monkey and friend for over 15 years real first name was Nephilim , I didn't know what to think. Never knew that was his real first name till he had to sign some papers a while back with his full name. Can't figure out where some people come … Read more
I was in a store about a month ago and the owner was trying to get a customer to tell him her middle name. When she left he said "I can't believe her parents called her Kandi."" He then told me her last name was Apple.
I would say "Jessica". If you spell it another way, everyone will always be misspelling it. No sense saddling a kid with more potential problems.
