It's clear that nobody has taken your question seriously, but that's not surprising. There are too many factors involved.

For instance, and I'm not alone in admitting this, I'm a schizophrenic. So Good Didge and Bad Didge (check my halo and horns) are both here, but should I be counted as one person or two? … Read more

The first one that came to mind was Eye of the Tiger, but there's also Dark Horse by Katy Perry and Highway Unicorn by Lady Gaga.