Jakub Czernik
Jakub Czernik voted up dragonfly forty-six's answer
What is the worst thing about Christmas as you grow older? For me its shortening the Christmas card list. Had to cross three off in the past three weeks!

I can't drink like I used too. Always gives me a headache. So I can't be inebriated while I plaster that smile on my face, while I pretend to care about the relatives I'm having Christmas with.