Noe Rudzinski
Noe Rudzinski voted up Anonymous' answer

I read everyone else's answer in the voice that's in my  mind.  It sounds like me.

My "accent" would be Yooper.

Note:  Because I'm from the Eastern part I will not have all of these features written about here:

Forget the parts about replacing "th" with "d" and I've never heard this part: