Lavonna Chattin
Lavonna Chattin voted up Smiley Crankenhoof's answer

I used to date a woman who lived at home with her parents, who I really liked. Her mother looked just like a slobbery bulldog, jowls and all. She liked to sleep on the sofa on Fridays after watching movies late into the night. She snored louder than any other creature on the planet, though … Read more