Dobromir Piekarczyk
Dobromir Piekarczyk voted up Corey The Goofyhawk's answer

Hi. My name is Corey and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew. According to Ancient Hippy, I underwent a procedure to have my blood replaced with Mountain Dew. The citrus elixir courses through my viens even now. There is nothing left for me to do but to Do the Dew!