Johnnie Bings
Johnnie Bings voted up Corey The Goofyhawk's answer

Picture it, college campus, 2010. A student walks down a path that ended with a concrete wall. Instead of going back, he decided to hop the wall. Afterwards, he felt an unusual draft around his hindquarters. Indeed, he ripped his pants right before a two hour class. That student was me... There are plenty of … Read more

Johnnie Bings
Johnnie Bings voted up Anonymous' answer

Intentionally (and somewhat dramatically) slapped really hard by mother in front of a watching stranger, who also happened to be fairly young (much closer to my own age than hers) and not bad looking either. Too young to fight back in the form of arguing with her about it and literally forced to hold her … Read more