i can't say i've ever read a book from front to cover lol.
Gormenghast by Mervyn Peake.
An odd book with no real plot, no ending (with any meaning).
Pointless characters are introduced and then forgotten.
Mini-plots that go nowhere, and you can't work out why.
It's strangely enjoyable though (if you have a month or two to spare).
No, sounds like spam to me and I don't bother with that. Just move them to spam and forget about it.
I never get "hit up" by "chicks". I feel distraught.