Hmm. I was regularly accused of that on Ask and I suppose some of my answers to questions are essayesque in nature. They give me the chance to invent words like essayesque. >:-).

But five pages? It'd have to be a pretty interesting subject before I got that far into it; maybe something like the evolution … Read more

No.

But I am ADHD and one of the hallmarks of that is to have trouble producing written output.

When I first started answering questions on the internet, it was a laborious task.

I have managed to develop a fairly terse, concise style of writing for that purpose.

In college, I seldom turned in a term paper longer than … Read more

When you're old enough to afford your own house, you can buy as many mice as you want!

I've done the math.

I can't aford to keep both you and the mouse.