Edward Pieczynski
Edward Pieczynski voted up Corey Hawkins' answer

A few hundred years. I was a Viking warrior who died heroically in battle. I ascended to live with the gods but they couldn't handle my corny humor and threw me back to earth 26 years ago as punishment.

Don't look at me like that. I haven't had a Mountain Dew in two days. I'm allowed … Read more