Korneliusz Konopko
Korneliusz Konopko voted up Corey The Goofyhawk's answer
What would you say to someone who's made a poorly-written story and says, in response to criticism: "It’s only bad because you think it’s bad, I do not. What’s good or bad is only based on opinion, not facts."?

"Why did you ask for my critique if you were only going to ignore it anyway" I asked with a growing hint of annoyance, "You are blinded by your own subjectivity, my friend."