Tell her it's the latest fashion of men's underwear and they're called banana hammocks.

Thongs are anything but comfortable and for a male to be wearing them must add to the discomfort because of the extra errrrm room needed.  Perhaps you enjoy wearing ladies underwear which is not uncommon for men and if your mom is OK with this I don't see a problem unless you wear them to … Read more

Contact your local law enforcement. Call the non-emergency number unless you think it s going to turn physical quickly. Then call  They can get help you find a women's shelter.