Kasandra Nosewicz
Kasandra Nosewicz voted up Jaimie JT's answer
Lately I find myself tuneless whistling quietly. I can't seem to stop this behavior, and I am worried that Mrs. Baldwin is going to smother me with a pillow if I don't stop. Any suggestions? OK, any useful suggestions?

Yeah :) I suggest you wear a hockey helmet to bed then. The goalie kind with the face mask ... Then she can't smother you in your sleep .. And if she tries to smash your brains out with a frying pan you're safe too :) I'm a genius.

Kasandra Nosewicz
Kasandra Nosewicz voted up Yin And Yang's answer
Lately I find myself tuneless whistling quietly. I can't seem to stop this behavior, and I am worried that Mrs. Baldwin is going to smother me with a pillow if I don't stop. Any suggestions? OK, any useful suggestions?

Whistling is a sign of happy I believe! A happy husband is always a good thing! :0)

If she grabs a pillow..... Try chewing on a piece of gum maybe! If you can think about it.... when you whistle you already have your lips pressed together. You might as well pucker up and smother her with … Read more