Yeah :) I suggest you wear a hockey helmet to bed then. The goalie kind with the face mask ... Then she can't smother you in your sleep .. And if she tries to smash your brains out with a frying pan you're safe too :) I'm a genius.
Whistling is a sign of happy I believe! A happy husband is always a good thing! :0)
If she grabs a pillow..... Try chewing on a piece of gum maybe! If you can think about it.... when you whistle you already have your lips pressed together. You might as well pucker up and smother her with … Read more