You can be arrested and convicted of a crime and possibly do jail time
You probably can't - see a lawyer
You want to sign up to have someone operate on your brain? Good luck
It's like a save-the-date notice - you have to be someplace important - court!
Definitely can be - teenagers have been charged criminally for this
You can't - and you should not try
Why would you want to do that? And be aware it is illegal in certain states.