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I Suspect My Girlfriend Is Zombie, How Can I Tell?

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    If your girlfriend exhibits one or more of the following warning signs, there is a chance she is now one of the walking undead:
    1. Extreme Restlessness
    2. Pale Complexion
    3. Radical Change of Diet
    4. Poor Bodily Hygiene
    5. Bad Breath
    6. Uncommunicative
    7. Flatulence

    If your girlfriend does happen to now be a zombie it doesn't necessarily mean that romance is dead. Before dispatching your putrid partner consider the following:
    1. Dead Girls Don't Say No
    2. No Messy Breakups (emotionally speaking)
    3. Zombie Chicks are Hot

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    Guest

    Guest  

    answered 6 months ago

      Just make sure its not finals week at her school.
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      Guest

      Guest  

      answered 6 months ago

        When shes always bleeding
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        Zloc6  

        answered 6 months ago

        If she starts to smell like your Great Aunt Zelda did when you went to the nursing home to visit,breakup with her now 'cuz it's only a matter of time before her flirty lick of the lips takes on a whole new meaning!
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        Guest

        Guest  

        answered 6 months ago

        Zombie Haiku:
        I nibbled on her ear, /
        She laughed; but not anymore.  /
        Still one ear to go.
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        Guest

        Guest  

        answered 6 months ago

          She keeps asking you for money!
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          El-amin  

          answered 6 months ago

          Use a blood spray that makes things blue on her stuff than you can tell
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          Reborn  

          answered 5 months ago

          Ask if she wants to bit you
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          Guest

          Guest  

          answered 5 months ago

          Simple, mate. Ask her what the hell she's snorting and if it's cocaine or some other downer you'll know. Believe me I've been down that road, dude.
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          Guest

          Guest  

          answered 4 months ago

          Well if she eats some one i suppose
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          Kertney  

          answered 4 months ago

            Hmm if she says brains and tries to kill you then you no good luck
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            Cap124  

            answered 6 months ago

            Wow really? There is somethin called zombification, but uh its a disease that pretty much kills your brain. Most horror movies are based on a disease, and then the producer springs it up a bit and gets over dramatic, and come on now im a 16 year old? And i would love to see a really zombie cuz it would be pretty cool but i doubt it will be happening.
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            Guest  

            answered 2 months ago

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