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If your girlfriend exhibits one or more of the following warning signs, there is a chance she is now one of the walking undead:
If your girlfriend does happen to now be a zombie it doesn't necessarily mean that romance is dead. Before dispatching your putrid partner consider the following:
- Extreme Restlessness
- Pale Complexion
- Radical Change of Diet
- Poor Bodily Hygiene
- Bad Breath
- Uncommunicative
- Flatulence
- Dead Girls Don't Say No
- No Messy Breakups (emotionally speaking)
- Zombie Chicks are Hot
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If she starts to smell like your Great Aunt Zelda did when you went to the nursing home to visit,breakup with her now 'cuz it's only a matter of time before her flirty lick of the lips takes on a whole new meaning!
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answered 5 months ago
Simple, mate. Ask her what the hell she's snorting and if it's cocaine or some other downer you'll know. Believe me I've been down that road, dude.
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answered 4 months ago
Wow really? There is somethin called zombification, but uh its a disease that pretty much kills your brain. Most horror movies are based on a disease, and then the producer springs it up a bit and gets over dramatic, and come on now im a 16 year old? And i would love to see a really zombie cuz it would be pretty cool but i doubt it will be happening.
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