For me it's social occasions. If I'm forced to attend one I usually end up sitting in the corner on my own and counting the hours until I can escape.

Fortunately I'm pretty deaf these days and most people who know me assume that I'm not joining in the conversation because I can't hear them -- … Read more

I ummm..... Got on a pole and realized it was an amateur pole dancing contest when I won! Lol!

Oh yah and another time I played a game I made up on the dance floor which I called "spin the lady!" Lets just say I got all the ladies on the dance floor and our … Read more

I drunk dialed my boss.