Why doesn't anybody find my awesome and thought-provoking answers helpful?

Well, they are not very thought-provoking and certainly not awesome. You've put up quite a lot of nonsense and have been rude to people on here for no good reason. You've also put up a couple of good answers (which got you helpfuls - including one from Mr N. Whom you have been complaining about). Hang in there and stay cool :)

Your not the only one... I think I give honest, helpful answers as well but people seem to be to lazy to click that helpful button. Oh well,  It's not a competition.. Just something I do when I'm bored at work.