Because if it didn't, you couldn't write out this question. See Fermi Paradox
Not sneezing on the salad
Better than having armed beggars wandering the streets.
Means you're applying for a job at the circus.
Try a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
What's a good gift for a friend who just returned from working abroad for several months? I feel like I should get her something. But truth is we're not super close yet. So I don't know what she likes except comedy movies and she's pretty religious.
Monty Python Life of Brian covers comedy and religion both (Not Good Advice. Don't Take.)
Get into a romantic situation and watch her body language. Then make her wait for it
Tell her. Let her make her own choice
Make her think it's her idea
Means you're cold
It means you might want to date him or it was just a dream figure it out