A long way away
Like any other pet. Feed bathe play you know, but they're are special foods and things for ducks
Dye it or bleach it or stay in the sunlight...a lot!
Dump him and call the cops if he loves you he wouldnt do that, or maybe anger management, talk to him about it..
I don't know, but I have a cousin named kylie so my guess is beautiful and crazy
Si vis pacem, para bellum is a Latin adage translated as, "If you wish for peace, prepare for war".