Lay it on an anvil and whack it several times with a five pound flat-faced hammer. It should swell up huge!

You get pregnant when a sperm fertilizes an egg. It is extremely unlikely to get pregnant from anal sex alone.The only way you could get pregnant from anal sex is if his discharge seeped out of your bum and found its way into your vagina. If you started out with vaginal intercourse, some seepage could … Read more

Get out now. Forget about making him realize anything. Get out now. He doesn't care how nice you are. Get out now. He only sees you sticking around as he treats you worse. Get out now. He doesn't care about you. Get out now. He doesn't care about anybody but himself. Get out now. He's … Read more

It varies from woman to woman. Some love being on top. Some love doggy. Some love missionary (yes, really). There are a plethora of variations of each. Try all of them.

Part of it has to do with being the first person to explore new territory. Part of it has to do with the physical tightness of a virgin. Personally, I like women who are tested clean, but know what they're doing. Having a good grip down there is also very important, at least as far … Read more

I really like it shaved/waxed. You can lick and nibble on everything around and not get a mouth full of hair. The whole area is sensitive, so I like to take advantage of that sensitivity.

Carefully, lay it across a steel anvil or hardwood bench and whack it repeatedly with a 5 pound flat-faced hammer. It'll get a lot thicker.

Sure, if you want to introduce a narcotic to somebody in the middle of surgery, I'm sure they'd appreciate it, you stupid moron.  

Once upon a time there were different types of notes issued. Each had a different color of ink. There were gold certificates, silver certificates, US notes, federal reserve notes, and maybe one or two others. The different color ink designates what it is without actually having to read it, although that information will be printed … Read more