It's called a bastion. It can be as large as 6 metres in diameter and weigh as much as 17 metric tonnes. Eagles, raptors, have a penchant for doner kebabs and brown ale. They will prey on elderly and intoxicated humans and their pets.
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You can smoke it. It is harmful. Smoking anything is harmful other than lung cancer. You will smell weird too.
Nearer 7,650,234.5 people, including myself. Be lucky.
Yep. Dirty boy.