One day Jill and Jim were standing outside by lake Love. They had been dating for a really long time. One day, Jim asked Jill to marry him and said yes, but got so excited fell in the lake and took Jim with her. Someone witnessed this and ran to the sherriff office, saying, “Jim and Jill fell in Love!!!!!” “awwwwww!” replied everyone he told. kool haw.
one day there was this corius kid and he hers his parents fighting his dad calls his mom a bitch and his mom called his dad a bastard. so he goes up to his mom and says “mom whats a bastard.” she said “its a nice way to call man. then he goes to his dad and says ” dad whats a bitch.” he says “its a nice way to call a lady.” so then he hears his neighbors fighting and heard dick and vagina. so he goes to his dad and says “dad whats a dick.” his dad says “its a hat.” then he goes to mom and asks “mom whats a vagina” she says ” its a coat. then his mom is making dinner and she cuts herself cutting the turkey and she says fuck so he ask his mom what fuck meant and she said its what you do to the turkey. then his dad is shaving and he says shit so he asks his dad what shit means and his father says its a type of shaving cream. so finally two friends come over and he says “hello bitches and bastards may i take your dick/ vagina because my moms fucking the turkey and my dads shaving the shit off his face.”