I worked in a prison for about a decade. Never will step foot inside another one. I'd rather be knocked up. It would be interesting to have a man who was knocked up.
If you were adequately locked up you'd never be knocked up.
When King Arthur went off to war he called his buddy, Lancelot, and said, "My trusted friend, I'm leaving you the key to Guinevere's chastity girdle. Should the worst happen and I fall on the field of battle, you may remove the thing and … Read more