Being burned to death..by the Sun.
Skeleton Jack might catch me in the back and then scream like a banshee.
Pumpkins eating children.
When Hades broke loose from the underworld.
Meeting any old pirate who turned out to be my parents...from the dead.
Having someone's foot chase me around the house.
Having a pair of pants chase me and kick me around.
Having a moment of silence … Read more
The only 2 nightmares I've got vague memories of (well 3 nightmares to be exact) was the movie Coraline, the Foot from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules and then the last one was me being eaten by flesh eating skeletons.
Yes, in fact I have 3 dogs and 3 cats. And a bunch of fish. (Nope, the fish is a lie.... I used to have 6 fish but they all died). Anyways, I have 3 dogs and 3 cats....
Gizmo - Orange fat tabby
Mystery - Grayish-black tabby
Shakti - Cute furry kitty
Basil - Black lab
Atlas - Chihuahua … Read more
"Nothing pleases me more than seeing you in Heaven rather than Hell, Knightleigh. You were a pretty naughty son." -Mom and Dad
"Over my dead body."
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE.......... What is national fritters day? That's a food right?
Dear Isabelle Marie Dandurand,
Just yesterday you were in diapers. Today you're wearing nothing but underwear and a cowgirl hat, screaming, "YEEEHAWW," in the house, pretending you're the lone ranger, (not right now, now but when I was little) We love you so much. But you're irrational and counter-productive sometimes. Also, we'd like to share with … Read more
Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?
OR maybe something like this:
In loving memory of NJ Bohemian, who is not dead... Oh I'll just go with "Well I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, … Read more
"Isn't it quiet round here?"
In "not loving" memory of Kassidy Alexandria Jones who is probably not dead at the moment . . . *BOOM*
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?