First off, your child only has half your DNA. Second, are trying to get out of a paternity claim, or is Maury trying to get you on his show?
If your tooth falls out can you still eat cheddar cheese? I heard if you ate it before 24 hours when your tooth feel out, your child wouldn't have the same DNA as you.
Certainly I could love them and would too...
...from a distance, from that point forward.
That would seem to be a deal breaker and there's no forgiving that.