Well, honestly? My face. I just couldn't bear to look at it in the mirror each morning and used to shave with a brown-paper bag over my head. Eventually my brain kicked in and I stopped shaving. Saved a fortune in brown paper bags.

Well, honestly? My face. I just couldn't bear to look at it in the mirror each morning and used to shave with a brown-paper bag over my head. Eventually my brain kicked in and I stopped shaving. Saved a fortune in brown paper bags.

Crying.
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