Caption time : make me lol?
I'm telling you man, an old guy feeds us from this shiny metal thingy every Saturday, (This is not that good :'( )
"I met this girl one night. It was going great. I mean great! I took her home that night to ravish her. I was gonna get lucky... Then my luck flew out the window cuz I opened my big mouth, said something like "it smells like fish in here" and BAM! A little eye of newt and sprinkle of bat blood, a fish scale and some warm steam... Next thing I know I LOOK LIKE THIS! Take my word for it! NEVER bring a girl you don't know home! Anything can happen!"
You're as square as cube root?
