Here's a thought...... Make yourself a big old fat spam sandwich and then sit down in front of your computer and Google that.

Henrietta Zitplotsk from Stoke Poges should be able to. Try her.

I usually go on YouTube

During the week I take my dogs out and play with them in the backyard, on Friday I relax with a cocktail.

I usually do not relax until later in the evening. Nowadays if I relax too early, it's tough to get going again.

I usually pillage and lay waste to a few coastal towns in North Eastern England, together with my Viking friends.

I'm in it for this day sounds all good. I like Gumdrop Day, National Caregivers Day and No one eats alone.

Caregivers are angles.

I'm in. Sounds like a good day but when the gum drops come out...well I'm out of there.

I'm in for the caregivers.  :)

Forget the interior design go choke on a big hunk of spam you stupid troll!!!

Yes, and a plumber, a chicken sexer, a sidewalk cleaner, Mrs, Miggins, someone to dig your garden, a cat called Norman, an out-of-work astronaut, Norma Tanega. Lots of people need work!

No, but I helped my daughter put together some candy gifts for her friends at work.  That was good enough.  :)

A dinner out. It was nice.

it just so happens I did get a Valentine's Day card this year, I only got one but it meant the world to me, thank you Scrabble buddy. :)

Not a date we swap gifts.