i am a 67 year old farmer who owns many horses, sheep and cows but especially one pig - Hydrogen Oxide who is my soul mate. He has just been christened up the eiffel tower! i have many grandchildren to name a few : tamarind, christinej, zexion, rossignol, tiggersmom and many more. My wife left me 8 years ago now and i am not in contact with my three children. I'm so glad i have all these grandchildren to keep me company! Some people say i am a bit strange as i like to give music lessons in my bathroom, my favourite colour is black, i'm in love with a tree, i paint the lawn, i've boiled my nan etc. But i think people need a sense of humour to get through this life!! By the way if anyone knew the legend "Sisele" it is me! but my account got deleted... whoopsie!