Wow, where do I start. My favorite was being dispatched to a home for an unknown problem. When I knocked on the door a man answered inviting me in. When I got inside I noticed the floor, walls, ceiling and everything was covered or wrapped in tin foil. The guy then put on a tin … Read more
I don't get it, why would someone be happy. Life is not as complexed as the Universe intended. In fact it is based upon a binary law of do or die. There's no happiness, there's no sadness. These are only momentary chemical releases in your brain. The sooner you realise what the meaning of life … Read more
It repels mosquitoes 100%, but it attracts junkie drug-addict cats...