Either way, those chickens are nicer than the KFC employees. I've never seen any good service with them. That's just my two cents.

Depends on the laws in the US. In Canada you can't use hormones etc. On chickens. Are they allowed to use growth hormones etc. In the US?

I don't blame her.  If you're deliberately trying to goad someone you say is a friend, why should she respond?

It doesn't sound like you want a friend.  It sounds like you want a punching bag.