Nope. Hometown is too small for that. You want an education you need to be smart enough to make the decision to move away. If you're dumb enough to come back afterwards is another story.
We have a county community college remote site in my town.
Ketchup on steak.
Ketchup on hot dogs.
Mustard on freshly baked ham.
I agree with you on the Ranch, it doesn't even belong to the food groups.
Putting vegetables on pizza!! Vegetables belong in a salad not on a peice of heaven.