If you couldn't get your S&M fix, would you fly United?
I am treading this question lightly........
S&M fix?!?!?!?!?! 😮
No I'd never fly United.
No ... You'd have better chances on a "specialty cruise".
The chances of being victimized on a flight are far less than the chances of the flight crashing.
For all the rug burns I'd better get extra peanuts.
Only if I get to use this.
