I don't exactly have the right parts to be knocked up, so I guess I'll have to be locked up.

Well for some, being knocked up IS like being locked up cuz you can no longer party........

That's not me. I miss feeling the pitter patter of baby kicks some times......... Thanks BLUE LOU! If I end up knocked up again I am blaming YOU! Send the child support check in the mail!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL!

Why not both!

I'd much rather be knocked up. As a man, I could parlay that into a fortune.