vote for me, i will make America great again. Free flowers for everyone. carefully hand picked from Rooster's garden.
Here's a couple:

Rooster has given you the list but here's something to think about. Either Trump or Clinton will win the election; none of the minor candidates will muster enough votes to win. So your choices are to vote for one of them or to throw your vote away.
If you decide to vote for a minor politician or not to vote at all, you have effectively voted for whichever party wins. Why? Because your vote could have counted against them. Abstaining is not a smart alternative. Sometimes you've just gotta suck it up and go with the best of the bad choices.
I'm not American... but it absolutely terrifies me that Donald Trump could be the next president of the United States . I'm pretty sure someone came back from the future to release those " access Hollywood" tapes to put an end to this insanity. You should probably pay attention then... Although if he does become president I'll keep watching SNL cos it's funny again ... That is until the world explodes :/
Alfred E. Newman. What memories that name brings back. I remember once they printed the covers of the magazine to look like "black and white" composition books. Kids would be reading the mag in class and the teachers thought they had composition books.
Donald Trump........GOP
Hillary Clinton........Democrat
Jill Stein.........Green Party
Gary Johnson......Libertarian Party
Gloria la Riva.....Peace and Freedom Party
Alfred E. Newman......Mad Magazine Party
Those are the options on the ballot as I just looked at mine.