Didge Doo

If you wrote a novel and cast yourself in it, what sort of character would you be? What would you make your boss, or your least favourite school teacher?

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Yin And Yang Profile
Yin And Yang answered

I think I would be a cartoon character! Since I don't have a boss or teacher can I pick a bill collector? They would be a mosquito! Blood suckers!!!

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Two very nice ideas in just one answer. Which cartoon character? Let me know if you want any help swatting those mosquitoes.
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
At first I was thinking a Looney tune but then I figured it's already been done so I would come up with a whole new one! Lol! And yes swat as many as you can! The less the better! Lol
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
If I was gonna be a cartoon character I'd wanna be Wile E. Coyote so that I could put that pesky Road Runner in his place.
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Jaimie JT answered

I would be the super awesome mind ninja hero !!!! My boss would be the push over side kick who wants to tell me what to do but is slightly afraid of my ninja powers and and my temper 😈.... My least favourite teacher would be my wicked nemesis  ....I would travel back in time and tie her to canoe , pour honey all over her body and then toss gigantical mutant red ants on her and watch them eat her alive ! She onces banged my head off a desk for talking to much so she deserves the ants.

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Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
She banged your head??? That explains a lot.
Jaimie  JT
Jaimie JT commented
Whacho trying to say hippy? :/ and yes... she made me put my head on my desk ... Then when I still talked she grabbed my hair ..pulled my head up and then banged it back down ... Maybe I'll put you in the canoe with her 😡
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
She sounds like a real charmer. At least, my teachers only used canes when they hit us; no head banging allowed.
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Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

Any novel I write will be a fantasy novel. In which case, I'd be the underdog battlemage that saves the kingdom. My nemesis would be a demonic like creature with an echoing, ghostly voice that laughs like Hillary Clinton. Oh crap, I just gave myself the shivers with that thought...

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Sounds good. Hillary's laugh would make me cringe, too. KInd of sinister in a fantasy setting. Maybe she could assume Margaret Thatcher's title of "Wicked Witch of the West".

If she wins the White House -- and she probably will -- she really should thank the GOP for failing to field a worthy candidate. This was an opportunity they allowed to slip.
Corey The Goofyhawk
Lol, I like a sinister setting in a fantasy novel.

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