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What's a FUN/FUNNY story of "I never thought I would see/say that in my lifetime!!!"?

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Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

People think that reindeer pull Santa's sleigh but this is the real truth of how he gets around the world so quickly. **forgive the large picture**

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Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
I KNEW the reindeer story was a lie!!!!!! Lol! Thank you brother! ☺
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Does Sudo know you've accessed his family photo album?
Danae Hitch
Danae Hitch commented
Thank goodness you discovered this! I've been wondering the same thing for years!
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Yin And Yang answered

I came out of the kitchen this morning to find my oldest daughter (20) wearing a Pikachu full body pajama costume running from my 2 year old son saying "I'm gonna catch you Pikachu! I'm gonna catch you! GOTCHA!!!!" Lololololololol!

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A queen sized bed, fully made up including a dust ruffle, in the street, with a person sleeping on it. Like he was taking a nap in his house. He had his shoes next to the bed and a dog at the foot of the bed.

A homeless person laying under a freeway overpass with a venti frappaccino from Starbucks in one hand and an IPad, playing online poker in the other.

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Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Dragonfly this is good news. We sent you a bunch of get well wishes on one of the questions the day of your surgery. I don't know if you got to see them. I hope it was okay. :0)
I don't know how to do the links and stuff but you can find it under my profile "asked" questions if you didn't see it. :0)
dragonfly forty-six
Thank you, Happy.
I will, Hippy.
Awww, I will go and find that now, thank you for the heads up, Yin.
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☺😊
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Didge Doo answered

I had a religious experience back in the 1980s and I'll never forget it.

One winter I had a succession of severe headaches; day after day, they came. And day after day they stayed.  And then, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus, I had my very own epiphany.

I got out of bed one morning, showered, breakfasted, got on my hat and coat and gloves and headed for the train. I'd hardly gone a quarter mile when the headache started to grind and just when I was accepting that this was going to be another unpleasant day, the clouds opened and God stuck his head through. He looked at me with pity on his face and said, "It's the hat you fool. It's too small."

And so it was! I threw it away and the headaches stopped.

He stayed long enough for me to snap his picture with my soon-to-be-invented mobile phone.


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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
There's an even more dramatic one of the Flying Spaghetti Monster over Oklahoma.
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Lololololol! I saw the picture somewhere yesterday.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I posted it here yesterday but the Blurtit software cleans out extraneous HTML codes fairly regularly.

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