Do you have any funny medical /doctor interactions.? ( I'll list one below to get started )

Yep. A doctor in the ER set my foot on fire when he was heating a straightened paperclip to melt a hole in the nail of my big toe, which I had crushed. It was to relieve the pressure under the nail.

A couple I know. I'll call her Wendy and him Joe had a new bed.

One morning Wendy felt the sheets and found them wet. Joe happen to have a doctor's appt that afternoon and she insisted that he discuss his recent bed wetting problem.

He went even tbough he was embarrassed. The doctor prescribed a med for his new condition.

New sheets. Joe worked midnights. Wendy slept alone. Wet sheets in the morning so it wasn't Joe wetting the bed....hmmm.

The funny part of this weird story was this bed was a waterbed which had a pinhole leak. Guess you understand the rest of the story. ( they are still married...btw )

Last year I went to see my doctor for a routine visit you.. I was escorted to an examing room and told the doctor would be in shortly. It is the old shell game. They have 10 examing rooms and they put a patient in each one and the doctor spends 15 to 30 minutes in each one. So I just leaned back and waited, finally dozing off. After five hours a nurse came in and said OMG they have been looking for you. Apparently my wife was worried and called the office they said I had come and gone. My wife came to the office with the police. They saw I signed in but was not signed out and the search began. I was sitting in an examing room that was around the end corner of a long hall way and forgotten.