Mother: "Don't sit on the cold concrete curb, you'll get hemorrhoids."
I didn't even know what hemorrhoids were when she told me that.
What is the funniest thing your parents ever said? (Or grandparents)
Many years ago, after hearing the last few notes of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKc1OCJ7iXk
Where the singer ends on a bit of nonsense "Oh bodio doh Oh bodio doh Oh bodio doh dee dee doh."
My mother came out with "That's not REAL Oh bodio doh music".