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What's the best excuse to get out of a speeding ticket?

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Firstname Refreshme lastname answered

Bowel movements.  If you can generate a supporting fart....all the more believable.

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Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
There was a store out here that sold "fart machines." It was to make someone laugh or embarrass the kids but hay... it would work in speeding ticket cases to! 😅😅😅😅
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Firstname Refreshme lastname commented
Those toys would help. But the built up smell from a fart as you roll down your window would make the urgency to speed to a bathroom ...oh so much more believable.
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Yin And Yang answered

I am adding to the toilet club.... Diarrhea all the way Bae-Be!!!!! 😅😅

I know someone who used the excuse... And the cop followed him home. No speeding ticket though! 😅

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Darren Wolfgang answered

You had to go to the bathroom

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